From Crystal Club Soda to Gertrude Hawk Chocolate

The state Department of Conservation and Natural Resource issued a press release touting an agreement with the U.S. Geological Survey to put the department’s PAMAP high-resolution aerial photography on Google Earth, where the image of a phallus on the field was discovered in early December.  The release describes access to images of Pennsylvania that are “at a scale 10 times better than what was previously available” on earlier maps.  Pranksters used herbicide to create the outline of a phallus on the turf of Harman-Geist in the summer of 2004, before the sod was ripped up and replaced with an artificial surface. The grass died and the image — which stretches from sideline to sideline, or about 53 yards — became visible.  Continue reading.  Editor’s note.  To see a picture of said phallus, click here.

Editor’s note: Fuck LA and Beantown, this here is my dream town, bitch welcome to Steamtown!